Should we eat Him?
|“||How fortunate that our son got to eat two Gods in one day, and I think we all know which one was tastier." (Pastafarian Brian)||”|
Eating His Noodliness brings out artistic talent.
|“||And I cooked spaghetti for visual reference, and rendered His holy form, guided by His Noodly Appendage. And I have consumed the spaghetti, and rejuvenated by this holy communion, I placed the highlights upon his noodles. Blessed be the FSM for creating light and shadow, so that we could see our pasta!||”|
By contrast Shelf stacker Simon Williams has stated!
|“||His supreme noodliness teaches us that pasta is his body, and as such it should be revered – not consumed as part of a balanced diet like these so-call ‘scientists’ keep telling us. I’m sure there are plenty of disgusting infidels out there who want to eat pasta, and much as I’d prefer they didn’t, I won’t tell them to stop – but I certainly won’t have it cross my hands. It’s a mortal sin you know.||”|
- ↑ First communion
- ↑ Amazing painting It's worth clicking on this link to see the painting.
- ↑ Supermarket customer refused pasta purchase by follower of Flying Spaghetti Monster
- ↑ This flying spaghetti monster candy looks delicious