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Apes like to swing about through the branches of trees making sounds like, “Uh! Uh! Uh!” or “Ooo! Ooo!”. Apes spend hours every day picking fleas out of each others' fur. They help each other this way by removing parasites and Human morality Evolved out of this type of mutual helping. [1]

Tools

Apes also do cool intelligent things like making tools. Chimpanzees make tools out of sticks. Then they push the sticks into termite mounds and when they pull the sticks back out they eat any termites that crawl onto the sticks. Chimps think that makes a really cool snack. And scientists have found an Ape-man called Australopithecus robustus that probably did the same. Gorrilas have been seen walking upright using sticks to walk in the swamp. [2] [3] [4]

Fundamentalists

Human beings evolved through Natural selection from extinct types of apes. Creationists don’t like to admit it because they don’t like admitting that they and other humans are similar to something that says, “Uh! Uh! Uh!” or “Ooo! Ooo!” and eats flees and termites. It's true none the less.

Reference

  1. Morals are silly
  2. Ape-man ate termites
  3. Termite Fishing
  4. African fossils put new spin on human origins story


External links

Pictures of apes looking a bit like religious fundies

Videos

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